Passive-Aggressive Roommate Poetry

I've been a little lacking in the verse department on this blog lately, and it's time to remedy that. I discovered during my roommate years that although some people object to the passive-aggression of leaving notes around the apartment about roommate issues, nobody minds a note in snappy, rhyming verse. So I have a few poems to offer about some common roommate situations I experienced.

I wrote this one years ago and put it in the bathroom by a quickly disappearing commodity:

Afraid I will offend you (slightly):
Alarmed to change the paper nightly.
Can't you just use three or four?
Do soggy bottoms need much more?

Another bathroom one, just for the ladies:

The garbage can is often full
of evidence of monthly needs.
I ask that it, if possible,
be taken out by she who bleeds.

Put on top of a layer of plastic wrap over the sink:

The disposal isn't working
and the kitchen sink won't drain.
Please don't pile your dirty dishes
in our clogged-up sink again.

Never posted, but thought about over and over and over one specific term at school:

Please don't touch the thermostat
because it is apparent that
your parents raised a spoiled brat
who burns up electricity.
It's cold in here. You think I jest?
See me in my winter's best?
It's summertime, and I suggest
you leave the thermostat to me.

This is applicable to my current little, furry roommate:

I was happy to adopt you
and I couldn't love you more,
but I wish you wouldn't opt to
kick your litter 'cross the floor.

Fun, huh? I've got a few more poems left in me to add to these. What would you put down in verse in a note to a roommate?